I have many funny stories from work. Unfortunately for me I can't tell very many of them. Equally so I cannot share all of my funny stories from home. And I am willing to share maybe two funny stories from when I hang out with my friends. This funny story I can share because
Well, I had a great Tuesday! I went grocery shopping and in my infinite adult wisdom I decided it would be a lovely idea to ride my overly full grocery cart... down a hill... on a ramp. I assumed I would be perfectly safe because there were guardrails on either side and I could see if anyone was coming. Okay, maybe I could see a few feet in front of me. It was exhilarating as I sped down the hill, the wind rippling through my hair, the plastic bags cracking. What I didn't factor in was that something might fall off the cart, most importantly, me.
An improperly loading twelve pack fell off the front and where a few seconds before I was flying through the air on my grocery cart, I began to fly through the air sans grocery cart, head over handle bars. Did I mention that I was also wearing three inch heels at the time. Don't worry. By the time I stopped moving, I wasn't wearing my shoes anymore.
And that is how I hurt my ankle, riding a grocery cart. If there is a boring way to do things I haven't found it yet.
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