Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Conversations in my Sleep

This is as accurate a recollection of a conversation I had with my better half, while I was completely asleep last night.


*He comes into the bedroom.*
Me- "Can you plug in my phone."
Him- "Yes, dear, give me a minute."
*A few minutes later he picks up my phone and his phone.*
Me- "Did you plug in my phone?"
Him- "Doing it right now, dear."
*A few minutes later he climbs into bed.*
Him- "I love you."
Me- "I love you, too. Did you plug in my phone?"
Him- "Yes, dear."


And I don't remember any of it.