Funniest questions I've been asked...

I tend to get asked some pretty funny questions- "Are those all your kids?" "Do you know where babies come from?" "Why do you have to make everything so complicated?" These are some of my favorite questions that I've been asked...

...On a first date:

• So you're like a REAL Catholic?
• Are you allowed to have an opinion on the Pope?
• You look Irish- are you sure you aren't Irish?
• Why did you move to Texas?
• Things are different in California- do you know how different they are?
• Are you sure you're from California?

...On a  job interview:

• What do you think it will be like working in the secular world after working in a Church?
• What is a cronut?
• How tall is Barack Obama?
• What is the story of your faith journey?
• Why did you choose Ave Maria? 
• Who is the first President of the US and what is he known for?
• What it's like working at a Church?

...In a grocery store:

• Are you on some kind of special diet where you can only eat apples?
• When are we going to go to City Hall and get married?
• Do you understand Spanish?
• I don't think you realize how much fish you are getting- are you sure you want ten pounds?
• Are you related to the Kinney's?
• It looks like you're going to have a party of apples?

...While swing dancing:

• So what is wrong with the male population that you aren't married?
• How can you say there's a god when people get their behaviors based upon genetics?
• Will you keep on dancing with me because you make me look good?
• Do you think that a seminary helped to form your Father in a psychological background?