Quotes

"I like flying to be on solid ground." -Jackie

2014

A few months ago we were discussing at the dinner table what some of the more exciting events of 2014 were and we were laughing at how many of them were repeats of mine. In fact, if you had shuffled up my year differently, it seems that I did hardly anything.  Consequently, I decided to share some of the conversation with you. Please note, we're weird.



1. Gabbie goes through a breakup and disappears to Dallas for two days.



2. Gabbie learns what it is like to be a single parent of five for a week with the help of two geriatric helpers.



3. Gabbie gets a job a Google.



4. Gabbie gets a job as a temp.



5. Gabbie gets a job at a University.



6. Gabbie gets a new boyfriend.



7. Gabbie goes to Roswell and gets a new job offer.



8. Gabbie gets a new job at a Law Firm.



9. Gabbie goes through another breakup and disappears to Houston for two days.



10. Gabbie gets a new boyfriend.



11. Gabbie is a bridesmaid. Again.



12. Gabbie goes international.



13. Gabbie meets the Pope.



14. Gabbie gets her Insurance Adjuster Trainee license.


15. Gabbie runs away and is never heard from again in 2014.



Like I said, a lot of repeats. 

Rules #198

Let sulking teenagers lie.

Rules #197

If you're hungry and annoyed with the world, don't drink the wine.

Rules #196

A freshly mopped floor is an invitation for the dog to walk all over it with wet feet.

Rules #195

Snooze buttons are not your friend. They are the enemy.

Rules #194

Wet leaves will NEVER dry out.

Rules #193

Racing for the crunch leaf is not a good idea when your competitor has lousy aim.

Stupid is...

... as stupid does.

"And why are you calling today?" -her

"To update the claimant's medical billing insurance and address." -me

"With us?" -her



"Yes." -me

The letter of the day is "S". S for sleeping comfortably in my warm bed until my alarm went off. S for snoozing said alarm for far too long. S for scurrying to work and not being late at all. S for scouring the internet for the information that I need. S for standing up and then S for seeing spots. S for whatever it was that I brought for lunch. Now it is S for snoozing while I wait for my lunch hour to end.