Rules #198

Let sulking teenagers lie.

Rules #197

If you're hungry and annoyed with the world, don't drink the wine.

Rules #196

A freshly mopped floor is an invitation for the dog to walk all over it with wet feet.

Rules #195

Snooze buttons are not your friend. They are the enemy.

Rules #194

Wet leaves will NEVER dry out.

Rules #193

Racing for the crunch leaf is not a good idea when your competitor has lousy aim.

Stupid is...

... as stupid does.

"And why are you calling today?" -her

"To update the claimant's medical billing insurance and address." -me

"With us?" -her



"Yes." -me

The letter of the day is "S". S for sleeping comfortably in my warm bed until my alarm went off. S for snoozing said alarm for far too long. S for scurrying to work and not being late at all. S for scouring the internet for the information that I need. S for standing up and then S for seeing spots. S for whatever it was that I brought for lunch. Now it is S for snoozing while I wait for my lunch hour to end.

Rules #192

Never. Ever. Go to buy Halloween candy on Halloween. Ever.

Rules #191

Labels and post-its make the world a MUCH better place.